William Clay Ford Sr purchases a controlling interest in the Detroit Lions for $6m, which flies under the radar because the news goes crazy over some guy being shot in Dallas.
Some numbers for the team from 60 years under Ford ownership:
18 winning seasons
17 (non-interim) head coaches
13 top 5 draft picks
7 (non-interim) GMs
3 division titles
2 HoFers walking away at their peak
1 playoff win
1 0-16 season
Let’s all celebrate that horrible 60 years being over and look forward to the next 60 years of BNL dominance!
To think our hopes were hinged on the fate of just the right one of old Willy’s sperm breaking the goal line. It’s like The One Ring being found by a Hobbit. For once, on a the smallest of levels, a teensy weensy piece of WCF gave a shit. And gave us Shiela.
He could’ve pumped out another Junior clone to finish off the first century.