The same old lions
They were right where we left them
In our broken hearts
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Our defense sucks balls,
Fire fat ass pasqualoni
Too little, too late
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No heart, no clutch play
Can’t blame the zebras this time
Blame it on the rain
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Welcome to Detroit
Matty Patty Lionized
Time to talk draft picks
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How was the game Rob?
My response is a fart noise
She knows what I mean
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Don’t get me started,
master of pissed off haiku
Soooooo much material
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The pass rush is gone
Ninety million for Trey
So much for nothing
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Weak in the trenches.
No strength against our north foes.
The cellar we go.
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Fat man limps away
Defense shredded like smoked hog
He feels only hunger
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See now Zach Zenner
Now playing for New Orleans
He gets wins and tits
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So not to be pedantic, but a true Haiku isn’t just 5,7,5. It has to be nature related too.
So here you go:
Fall leaves change color
The Lions make me miss it
Punishment? The snow.
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My nature is to be pissed off at SOL. Solved.
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Hey, ignore the details all you want. Look where it has gotten our team…
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Spare me pedantry
Like the leaves of the autumn
This season falls dead
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The Lions still suck
Going on 62 years
Why do we bother
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Fall beer-belches:
Norseman boors raid Detroit.
Buried, fan moans.
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Pumpkin’s fiery glow
Lions with nowhere to go
When does hockey start?
Defense is real bad
Offense is OK, not great
No playoffs for us
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When first saw this thread
Weasy first came to my mind
oh yeah, Lions suck.
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This may be too early but I think MP should take over the defensive play calling. They might need to think about upgrading some of the coaching staff if some good coaches are available.
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