Former NFL Star Wide Receiver Eaten by Space Alpacas after Storming Area 51 in a Drag Race Motorcycle.
Space Alpaca interpreter, Major Clarence Burlington was quoted- “They don’t appreciate being called Fuzzy Midget Giraffes and they REALLY don’t like being ridden for jousting… Mr. Brown apparently startled them while they were demostrating zero point energy generation and things just got weird, fast.”
Stiffs people everywhere not bad? Ok. Someone stiffs you on 4 figures of work, what do you think of them? 5 figures of child support (33K)? 1.2M judgment for beating your ass after you complain he stiffed you for the bill for the move you made of his belongings from his FL house? Hows about $1M in jewelry he didn’t pay for? Not paying the players and coached of his Arena Football Team!!!
The guy who runs his jalopy 141 mph down a city street DRUNK OFF HIS ASS, and launches a woman and her dog INTO ORBIT, who both die screaming from being burned alive and trapped in the twisted wreck of her Rav4 that the FD cant even cut her out of?
That guy? Who off course was barely hurt.
Who then was somehow just recently then Very Quickly MemoryHoled sentenced to only 3 to 8 years in prison for a grisly murder??? That guy?
He was at Top Golf getting LIT before he killed that woman…annnnnnd, just to confirm what a dirtpig he is…here’s his tab. Reminder, he’s a multimillionaire cash in hand.
People change, especially with dain bramage, i get it.
But, its like drinking and drugs to me. I see people that are good, they get drunk and they just dont start sacrificing children to Satan…and I see jackasses get drunk/drugged and they become bigger jackasses.
I completely agree. It’s easy to
Blame CTE or drugs or alcohol.
Society always looking for an excuse, I get it.
Just sad to see, especially when someone was as cool & kind from what I seen in my reality.
Can’t say it’s the first time either. I actually met Suge Knight in Las Vegas lol him and his entourage like a gang. He cracked a few jokes as we were waiting for valet… I thought wow he was actually funny and kinda nice.
Shortly after he ran over some dude with his car and is doing like 40 years or some shit
Oh, my bad, it was 156mph and it’s 3 to 10 years, so good behavior he gets out in less than three, with credit for time served he may be ready for the 24 playoffs!
One thing would be nice though. Does Ruggs $$$ go straight to the Tintor family? Any past, current, future earnings should go this direction. But I live in a dream world.
If they have sued him in civil court, then they may have a judgment.
Which are easy to duck in many ways.
I mean, the Lions had a judgment on Smokey McDumbass for his signing bonus. Doubt they ever got paid while he was alive or from his estate, which was probably 4 cans of tuna and a honolulu blue bong
Unfortunately, it’s my belief that Burfuct hit was more than what it seems. I think it permanently screwed him up, and sadly, I’m expecting the day when I read that he isn’t with us any longer. I’m not sure there’s any help for him, I believe there’s brain damage and he should probably have a conservator.