BREAKING: Roary released, Pat the Patriot signed to 3 year, $25k contract

Adrian · March 11, 2019, 8:48pm

I feel bad for Roary but Pat is sneaky fast and clutch when you need him. Should free up some space.

I’m just glad Pat wasn’t asking for Gritty money.

Weaselpuppy · March 11, 2019, 8:50pm

Gritty looks like one of Sesame Streets crew’s meth addicted cousin

Adrian · March 11, 2019, 9:04pm

No wonder he fits right in within Philadelphia!

Pdono · March 11, 2019, 10:03pm

The Patricia Mascot.