Brendan Sorsby ruled eligible after Lubbock judge issues injunction

Oh fug, don’t even get me started. I have worked for some startups that all have the same bullshit cultures that make me want to poke my eyes out on camera. Yes, let’s have a daily “standup”. All hands! Eff Clickup, eff all that crap. Slack is good in the right hands. But dammit, stop with all the bullshit.

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Oh damn, Texas Tech got their QB back but might have a hard time finding opponents for him. Or their basketball teams. Or their lacrosse teams. Or their Calvinball teams.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49003512/coaches-ads-disgusted-stunned-brendan-sorsby-ruling

“Big Ten officials are expected to discuss in the upcoming days a leaguewide mandate to not schedule Texas Tech in any sports in the regular season, per three Big Ten sources. That came in the wake of Nebraska AD Troy Dannen telling ESPN that his school’s teams are also not allowed to schedule the Red Raiders.”

“Outside of the Big 12, the judge’s decision left a mark on college athletics. Georgia’s memo made it clear that the school’s “athletics will not schedule future contests against Texas Tech until further notice.”

Texas Tech athletics is so radioactive right now that Doc Brown is thinking he might not have to buy his DeLorean fuel from the Libyans after all.

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You just aren’t synergizing your core competencies with team members measurable deliverables, which is obfuscating our kpi’s and the knock on effects are creating friction along the value chain.

Confused Shiba Inu GIF by Doge Pound

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Hahaha I couldn’t have said that any better myself!

Weird Al did a great song about this topic

https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4?si=gfJiGxEap4twn88C

For lore accuracy, shouldn’t the M be crossed out?

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If you take the M out of Columbus you get Colubus which is basically colobus, a type of monkey. Make of that what you will.

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Imitate Follow The Leader GIF

Looks like monkey can’t spell.

Poor monkey.

I bet pete rose would’ve wished this judge were around back in the day.

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That monkey had a pretty good chance of getting an A at Harvard, as the late 2025 rating. Showed 60% of all undergraduate grade scores were A’s

You get an A! You get an A! You get an A!

Handing them out like candy to boost their repuation.

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Someone told Sorsby he was never going to play again. He said “wanna bet?”:rofl:

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This reminds me of when UNC succesfully sued the NCAA to prevent stiff probation over the McCants cheating scandal. That ended up being a rather important case IMO. I thought that one was also BS although less egregiously so.

Money talks. When they are threatened with TV exposure the gloves come off.

https://x.com/TJA4Michigan/status/2065380549850456226

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I would say it’s only a matter of time. It will start with some young, cut players.

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He has entered the NFL supplemental draft, I believe his college career is over.

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Yeah he is done. NFL won’t want him either. His only chance of ever making money was this NIL deal. With the NCAA and the Big 12 lining up lawsuits, TT saw the writing on the wall and finally gave up on it. You know its bad when even the schools with the reputation of playing shady, all said this was a line too far. It’s nearly impossible to get a consensus on anything these days, but TT managed to find a way with how they handled Sorsby’s eligibility.

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I can’t imagine any team in it’s right mind allowing Sorsby anywhere near their campus

enter

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