Broncos wideout Jerry Jeudy carted off after sustaining hamstring injury

New hope for KJ Hamler.

Or maybe we can trade trinity Bumson and get our pick back

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They’re carting people off for everything nowadays.

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I sprained my pinky, where’s the cart already, put me on IR until at least mid season.

They need that cart at Red Lobster after instituting Endless Shrimp every damn day.

Did I mention they added firecracker shrimp and crab rangoon shrimp?

Mah Sweetie is a pro, she is purse shopping now. I am one cheddar bay biscuit from inacapacitated

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Season 4 GIF by The Simpsons

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That’s it ! Only street people to play in Carolina !

madden-ambulance

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I’ll never forget watching Dwyane Wade get cut it off in a wheelchair after a shoulder injury.

One of the reasons I haven’t watched an NBA game since billups’n’ the boys

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Paul Pierce was once wheeled off in an NBA finals game bc he shit his pants.

I would have played right through it

He came back and was on fire from three. I think he was avoiding twos in order to not raise suspicion.

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Jeudy injured again??? Must be getting close to the regular season.

Dude, it’s so nasty. A former teammate of mine in college, 300 pound DT shit his pants mid 3rd quarter back in the day. He finished the game of course. The smells in the defensive huddle still haunt me, it was ■■■■■■■ disgusting. The good news is the O-line didn’t want to block him. lol

No in vision, the entire defensive line using the same tactic

“No turds”?

I always dread being selected for Jeudy Duty…