With the Draft upon us, time to “mix” things up. Here’s the rules, you get to name one drink after a Draft Bust. The recipe should reflect the player.
For instance, Bartender, give @Weaselpuppy a Joey Harrington.
Joey Harrington
1/3 Boones Farm
1/3 Seagrams Wine Cooler
1/3 Zima
Rattled in the Pocket mixer, served with cocktail onions.
Your up
The Eric Ebron
1/4 Everclear
1/4 Bitters
1/4 tears
1/4 Shrapnel from someone’s ass
*recipe note: dip the glass in olive oil before serving.
You forgot the bleach. Lol
The Jahlani Tavai.
1 - 40 oz bottle of the cheapest Tequila you can find
Directions - Drink straight as fast as possible 30 mins prior to watching Tavai play for best results.
It might not be pretty, but you should at least forget most of what you saw him do on the field.
The Teez Tabor
1 shot Sloe Gin
4 oz Tonic Water w/Quinnine
1 oz blue Gator-ade
Dash of Bitters
Serve in pint glass, the other half of the glass looks empty, but is full of regret.
After 4 or 5 of these drinks, attempt the 40 yard dash in your front yard to see if you can beat Tabor’s time. Video evidence required.
The Charles Rogers:
5 oz Mad Dog 20/20
1 oz of Tanqueray
1 oz masking agent
Sprinkle Marijuana to taste
The “Jeff Backus”
1 bottled water
unvalued and often hated, yet a consistent and effective form of hydration
edit: He’s not a bust, I don’t follow instructions well
I heard he was more of a gatorade fan.
“The Matt Patricia”
Pee in cup
Microwave for 1 1/2 minutes
Remove drink from microwave
Shit in cup
Serve to unsuspecting guests that could never fathom something like that could ever actually happen.
The Terry Fair
2 shots of well vodka
Juice of 20 lemons for extra bitterness
Bitters
The next guy at the bar then orders the most delicious looking and tasting margarita you’ve ever seen.
The Chaser Daniels
1 oz of cheap whiskey with flat light beer that has been marked up so high as to make one believe that it might actually be worth it.
This thread is hilarious @TCLion
Some of these drinks don’t sound too bad… I’d avoid @BigNatty Jungle juice though at all costs. lol
You can’t even stomach one of them, and Martha tried to force us to pound down 3 of 'em. Made a ton of people sick. Can’t believe there were no lawsuits.
The Charles Rogers:
Smoke about 11 blunts, and then chug a half gallon of vinegar, looking for a miracle on your next urine test.
Recipe:
11 blunts
Vinegar
(this could apply to many, so not really fair to single out Charles… my all time favorite MSU player)
The Matt Stafford
Grow the barley
Hand floor malt it
Build a distillery
Ferment the wash
Distill into single malt whisky
Plant citrus orchards
Groom the trees
Pick the fruit
Buy a sugarcane plot
Plant sugarcane
Harvest sugarcane
Start an import company
Hire a mixologist
Create a drink
Give it to someone else to drink
I’m ■■■■■■■ crying I’m laughing so hard.
The Joe Cullen
1 - 16 oz Wendy’s Frosty
Cullen could guzzle all these drinks in this thread and still find time to…
