Calvin coming out of retirement for the playoffs help fill in for Laporta

The 38 yo said he can be a redzone threat still! Lol

All jokes aside that would the greatest!

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that would be hilarious. just put a back brace on him and have him run into the end zone and jump high. I’m sure he could still outjump most everyone.

Native Detroiter Antonio Gates played until he was 38 years old and was still a contributor:

Is the NFL still testing for pot?

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“Grandfathered” in?

But how cool would it be to see Calvin Johnson, Stafford’'s No. 1 WR, on the opposite side of No. 9?

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He might break off one of those freaky fingers right off.

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The obvious answer is MCDC suits up.

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My guess is they’d drug test him after the game. :grin:

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Runs in to Enter Sandman

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Like Jamo on the right, Calvin on the left?

What are the chances they’d double cover Calvin Saints style?

We don’t need Calvin …

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I mean the headsets are wireless lol

I wonder what the rules are on that. Would he be subject to waivers?

Holy crap!?! They’re saying LaPorta could be back for Rams!!!
I would have Calvin on hand for pain management and/or Rd. 1 post game locker room celebration. You know he’s got the good stuff!

Cheech And Chong Weed GIF

Except, he already has a Jacket. No coming back from that.

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