Happy wife = short life.
I swear, the concept of, “happy spouse, happy house”, never crosses their minds.
amen.
Now…FINISH the story

I went here for lunch with my son on Sunday. Great selection of beers and the menu looked good. I wasn’t that hungry and I ordered 3 mini tacos. They tasted pretty good. I was basically doing work emails while drinking. The waitress was about 25 and cute as a box of kittens. When it came time to pay, she handed me a device to tip and pay. The button percentage started at 25% and went up to 40% and it also had a customize tip button. I customized it to 20%. I figured that’s more than enough since my tab amount was mostly beer costs. Its kind of awkward as they stand at your table and wait for you to customize the tip.
I drank a Spruce Willis from Mythmaker Brewing, Colorado | White IPA | ABV 6.0%
and two Pliny The Elders, Russian River Brewing Co, California | American Imperial IPA | ABV 8.0%
If your point of sale device shows me an option for a 40% tip I’m automatically going to custom down below whatever your minimum is just for being a f****** a******.
I understand the server didn’t program it but f*** you and your 40%. You know who gets 40%? Lawyers not f****** barmaids.

Oh and 40% for lawyers is total b******* too

Good thing I leave for Hawaii tonight….this winter has me a trifle grumpy.
Pliny the elder one of the big names in the beer world…it’s good but not sure it’s worthy of the cult follow
Nice
I’m going later this year for work, scout out the beer scene for me if you don’t mind. Extensive research would be appreciated, local beers only of course. Will save me some time and dollars.
What city or part of state?
It’s probably my favorite place to go. We’ll be going back this year as well.
Stsying in Kona, 1 day on Oahu for Pearl.
Kona Brewing for sure. Plenty of other options in Kona and Waikaloa. Not sure if we get to Hilo or Honolulu though.
Have you been to Pearl Harbor before?
A 40 percent tip better come with a lap dance and maybe more.
Like my buddy said back in high school 5 bucks for a beer? Where the ■■■■ are the strippers.
Nope, first for us all. Gonna do the Mizzou too.
What city or part of state?
What changed from when I was younger and 10% was a great tip?
I rarely dine out, anymore. EVERYONE is so damn greedy…
Except @Nate. He hasn’t raised the subscription rate since he began offering a subscription.
How long has that been? Gotta be 5-6 years, now. Maybe, a rate increase is due? I’d happily go another buck or two.
Anyhoo. That just popped into my head while I was ranting, and, since my filter is broken.![]()
TBD by my HI sales representative, at this point all I know is going to HI the who, when where is up to him.
I’ll tell you one I miss. Bennigans. That guinness glazed big Irish burger on the pretzel bun was
