Cheerleaders

Anybody trying out. I wonder if they will hire old fat bald guys

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I would give it a goā€¦but my wallet couldnā€™t handle the NFL fines!

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Iā€™ve been working on my high kick all morning!!

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I donā€™t want to diss our Detroit cheerleaders, but we need the first three picks in the draft this year. I mean up the pay or whatever it takes to get 20 smokin hot chicks out there. Itā€™ll pay for itself. Have them go up into the stands and sell shots along with family friendly lap dances to boot. Maybe a VIP room with Martha shooting video. Have fun with it.

I got really nervous when I saw Marthaā€™s name and the cheerleaders giving lap dances in the same sentence.

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You donā€™t have to shave your legs, do you? I ask because I may not have the razor blade budget to shave my legs every week.

Like Brockers?

Neither fat or baldā€¦But he sure can cheer! haha and Iā€™d cheer too for 10 mill per year.

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maybe this would work to ā€œiceā€ the kicker??? :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth::thinking::face_with_peeking_eye:
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Itā€™s Saturday broā€™ā€¦. why you tryin to wreck a weekend like that?

Shit Patricia has lost a lot of weight!

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Ha Ha! This wins the internet today.

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