Okay, here’s the scenario.
You’ve been eating nothing but White Castle, kimchi, and hard-boiled eggs all day, and you’ve got the universe’s worst gas storm brewing.
You’re also in a hotel room where both Matt Millen and Matt Patricia are sleeping with their CPAP machines. You can fart into either CPAP intake, forcing that person to take all of your sulfury fury. But you must choose only one.
Who gets the pain?
Millen was grossly incompetent, but Patricia was also a real asshole.
Patricia 100% allll day…he’s much more of a chotch than Millen. And heyyy…how do you know my daily lunch diet?
It’s not a secret, dude…
Yup. Despise Mullen, as a professional… And Patricia as a human.
Milton actually did more damage to the organization
In a way, Patricia actually set us up for what we have now. Patricia left us with high draft picks, and a greenlight to tear the entire thing down.
Pretty much everyone feels the same way, even though we had to endure Millen a lot longer.
Millen was a terrible GM, but always thought of as a good person.
Patricia was a horrible HC and a complete douchebag.
Here’s the plan.
We bring a box of Krispy Kremes to Millen’s room and tell him Patricia is coming down with some nice Starbucks to enjoy them with. We bring the coffee to Patricia and tell him to bring one over to Matt and oh he’s got some donuts to share. Boom. Let em both have it.
You need to prep Millen’s room with Taco Bell under the bed and White Castle stuffed in the pillows.
chose Millen bc I feel we suffered though him longer
Chose Millen because I thought Patricia may enjoy it.
I’m just wondering how these clowns still manage to occupy so much head space around here.
They’re gone. That makes me happy.
The only thing that could make me happier would be Green Bay hiring them.
I voted for Ikaika Alama-Francis’s war paint
Old man Ford probably deserved some epic farts. Not only did he hire Millen with no experience, he even gave Millen a contract extension.
When first approached by owner William Clay Ford Sr. about the job, Millen told him “Mr. Ford, I really appreciate this, but I’m not qualified.” Ford responded “You’re smart. You’ll figure it out.”[12]
Millen. Not even close. And I won’t let time heal that wound. Like the sequels vs the prequels. Natalie Portman’s getting my ass gale before Daisy Ridley.