This does not surprise me in the least.
“add up to a little over 1,100 milligrams of caffeine”
And people wonder why we go on 4th down so much. He’s basically on cocaine out there making decisions…lmao that is an insane amount of caffeine. It would be like having 12 red bulls
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I took a break from the Lions after the Quintricia debacle. When I finally came back after hearing all the Dan love from the board and saw him for the first time in the weekly video interviews, i literally thought the guy was a coke addict. 
He was so absurdly fidgety that his answers often didn’t seem honest depending on the question. Tbh, he appeared like a guy way in over his head.
But to each his own. The guy apparently just drinks a LOT of coffee. 
And used the caffeine to fuel a nice successful run turning the team around!
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It’s more than that, though. It’s how red the nose is at times and the way he touches it sometimes where he doesn’t really wipe, you know, so as not to waste any product.
Seriously, you could put together enough clips of his behavior to make a hilarious Dave Chappelle skit.
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A local Detroit coffee roaster needs to come up with a Dan Campbell blend. That would fly off the shelf.
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Yeah that’s the fidgety thing i’m talking about. Who wipes his nose like that? His gestures are a bit odd at times (reaches behind his ear and pulls the cap off and on, like his skin is crawling, etc) . And when somebody asks him a certain type of question and he does that nose thing simultaneously, it looks like he’s not telling the truth.
Trust me somebody is no doubt already working on it
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Even if you’re caffeine habituated, having a couple gallons of coffee in your gut is going to make you bit fidgety.
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He’s probably going through withdrawal. No joke. Caffeine is incredibly addictive. People think oh it’s just coffee. Try stopping for a week and report back if ur daily coffee drinker.
This is true.
When i was growing up i had two pops daily and sometimes more.
Let’s fast forward to college where i had at least a 64 oz daily
Fast forward to a year when i got into bodybuilding. Rarely had pop for a year.
A few years later i had a taste of pop again and went back to several a day. Then i started the coffee and usually have two a week. Getting back into bodybuilding though and hopefully will ween off of it but its still very hard to get away from pop/coffee
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I have been very fortunate to avoid both vices. Sure over the years there have been times where I’ll have a cup of coffee or two in the morning at work when it’s available, but more just because it’s there more than I gotta have it. I also haven’t had a soda in 20 years.
Everyone who knows me knows I drink two things exclusively. The first one sounds a lot like “water” and the second one rhymes with “beer”. 
I wish i did! I also go through 2 or 3 gallons of milk a week.
At this point there’s nothing I can do for you haha
They could call it “Texas Mud”.
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he seriously needs to be careful. I realize he’s in shape but that amount of stimulants just isn’t good for you.
Jeebus. Lets enjoy him while he is here on this earth.
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Haha next season Coach Campbell…
Check out the hair color and Tshirt… lol we may be onto something here
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And both of them thought they were finally going to score…
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Motor City Mud