Colts bringing in ... Philip Rivers

Yes, that one.

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1998180443280322683

I would’ve thought they’d bring Matt Ryan first.

Rivers hasn’t played since 2020 (when Stafford was still a Lion).

Lmao let’s go

Prime Rivers was fun. Loved the competitive spirit.

At this point I bet it’s more of a creek tho. Maybe a puddle.

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He had a total noodle arm in his later years from what I remember.

@CuriousHusker will have a field day with this one

All in Colts lol getting desperate

I initially read this as “Colts work out ailing QB”

Well that’s something.

By the way, his oldest kid (I think) Gunner is now a five star QB at St. Michael Catholic in Fairhope, AL where Phillip has been coaching since his retirement. They got all the way to the state semis this year and actually beat the superteam they lost to in the regular season.

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I wonder if he ever got a vasectomy? He’s got like 15 kids or something. Pretty damn impressive. Whether it’s Philip or a fetus, his wife always has something inside her.

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Coming out of retirement at age 44 to get hit by nfl dlinemen when you haven’t played in 5 years would sure be a decision.

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The problem with Rivers is that lots of people end up drowning in them.

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Maybe thats his plan. Get hit so hard he cant father anymore kids.

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Fillup Rivers so they drowned faster?

He should change his name to Phillip Mike Hunt

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Phil McKrakin

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Based off of the size of his family Phillip did plenty of that as well.

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This is embarrassing. Bringing in a 45 year old QB, WTF

Bring back Ehlinger. Is he on the couch?

Edit: Broncos PS

Well, the desire to try for a Super Bowl may still be important to him

He did play in every regular season game from like 06-20….

Maybe he see it as a final chance to try for it all in a team with overall potential

adam sandler man GIF

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Stony Case on Line 2, Ms. Irsay…

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