Damn look at mama’s hands

Calvin‘s mama could definitely palm a basketball. Probably dunk over the goal post better than Jamo. Look at those alien hands.

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Only on the den do you get content like this… The size of former players mothers hands…lol really interesting stuff @Lionpile

Any chance you know how large Jack Fox’s sisters juggs are?

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A few responses involving Hutch’s mom come to mind, but when I cringe at my own potential response, better keep it here.

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I thought we were talking about Rice’s mom…for a second.

You mean to tell me Jack Fox has a sister? OMG I bet she’s one of the hottest women on the planet. I’m in!

I think he was ‘an only child’…like Clark Kent… coincidence?

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I bet she is a fair catch.

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As if you didn’t know… She’s got 3 restraining orders and @Weaselpuppy PI services helping her escape Big Nacho. :joy:

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IF he had a sister, there is no restraining or escaping ‘big nacho’ as you put it…
Hurtful stuff if she even wanted to…
We’ll just get her some corrective vision surgery and she’ll be all business

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Arm length looks great too. No t-rex arms!!!

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Won’t be long before the combine has penis measurements… That could really impact the white fellas. :joy: Would have been a 1st rounder…dropped to round 4 as one anonymous GM said simply “tiny johnson” and concerned about the tightness of our teams game pants being too baggy on him.

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If she has three toes and one ass cheek, I’m making my move.

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You have high standards like me…

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With 3 toes and one ass check I’d imagine she’s named Eileen… Lol that was @CuriousHusker joke I know.

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They’re already doing that. Why do you think there’s no Asians?

This is the pomp and circumstance I want to go out of this world with… Being likened to a Pringles can.

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I propose a 56 hour self imposed ban. For @CuriousHusker as well because he probably would’ve used it if you hadn’t.

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@CuriousHusker see you in the gulag buddy. :smiley:

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Disgusted Jerry Seinfeld GIF

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I mean… Holy shit. Those fingers would be good for tasks like exploring termite mounds.

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I can’t believe he tried blaming that ish on Stafford. It’s genetics.

LOL

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Stop Motion Halloween GIF by Disney

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