Dan Campbell = Thanos (Here's why)

The biggest and baddest villain of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and our coach Dan Campbell have a lot in common.

  • Super tall
  • Jacked
  • On a mission

But there’s more to it than that.

The more I think about it, the more similarities I start to see between the two stories. Of course Dan Campbell isn’t trying to wipe out half of all life in the entire universe, but he is trying to win a Super Bowl for the Lions, which is historically just as impossible.

The first similarity is that we both got zero help from anyone else.

The Lions obviously got no help from the Packers, Seahawks, or anyone else playing the Vikings. In the first Avengers movie, Thanos hires Loki to attack Earth and to take the space stone (blue one) from the Avengers and give it to him. When Loki fails, at the very end of the movie, we get this great scene:

A good bit later, Thanos starts his quest to collect all six stones. The Lions, coincidentally, have six games in between the Bills loss and a Super Bowl parade (3 regular season, 3 playoff). (Assuming we get the 1 seed)

Our game this past Sunday against the Bears was for the power stone, the first stone that Thanos collects. Also coincidentally, Thanos gets that stone off screen, and we beat the Bears before I tried pushing this narrative.

And now that we have the power stone, and we know we have to do it ourselves:

If we collect all six stones, Dan Campbell can simply snap his fingers, and there will be a super bowl parade in Detroit.

Let’s fill up that freaking glove. Who’s with me!!!

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This, of course, blows up in my face if we lose tonight. So, let’s not lose tonight.

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I personally think Bill Gates is Thanos

if Suh is the incredible Hulk
Anzalone is Thor

who can MCDC be???

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I have provided logical and indisputable evidence that Dan Campbell is, indeed, Thanos.

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I’ll have to DM you to prove that Bill Gates is Thanos though

I don’t read comics or watch Marvel movies. And Dan is The Dude. And whoever peed on his rug is in big trouble.

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Get Out Shut Up GIF by Jason Clarke

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Dan would be a great (and hilarious) Red Guardian.

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How about, Dan is the COY, and call it good?

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Well. He is trying to knock out half the knee caps in universe.

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The ultimate thanos thing to do is win the superbowl this year

WITH THE DRAFT BEING IN GB NEXT YEAR ULTIMATE SNAP WITH THEM HAVING TO ANNOUNCE THE SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS DETROIT LIONS ARE ON THE CLOCK IN CHEESEDICK COUNTRY