Dexter Lawrence dealt to Bengals

He might be

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Hey, Bungles! What are that guys initials again?

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Weighed in at 394 at his physical.

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What’s the over /under for him eating in 1 sitting

Coney Dogs 10?

Chicken Wings 50?

You ever notice that the best competitive eaters are rarely fat?

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Yeah, why is that?

I think with hot dogs at least it’s actually a bit of an athletic endeavor. It’s basically like reverse choking so I think you need a strong core. Nathan’s is really the only thing I’ve watched so I don’t know how it translates to other types of eating contests.

@LineBusy sister should give it a go then.

She’d be world champ

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Joe Burrow’s Reaction

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I did a mock for the Giants of their first 3 picks and I dont think Reese falls to 5(Styles went before him) but if he did it went

Arvell Reese

Carnell Tate

Lee Hunter

I’ve been put under the impression that belly fat actually inhibits the stomach from stretching / expanding as it needs to for these competitive eaters.

No idea where I heard this, so take it for what it’s worth.

In a similar vein, I’ve had it put in my mind that these guys largely train with lettuce for max bulk without calories.

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I respect it.
Took a short-cut when preparing the meal the other night, and rahter than a bonafide salad, did a lettuce wedge with bacon bits and 1000 island dressing, which i used to love. Hadn’t had it in years, maybe decades. That night and next day was brutal. Guess the lettuce wedge days are in the rear view mirror!

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Are you at all worried that Epstein Island may be one of the thousand?

Gotta get the bleu cheese glaze man

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If it was they would have changed the name to Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine Island Dressing by now.

I’m remind of that hip hop song lyric:

ā€œMy Dressing’s got 1,000 islands and Epstein ain’t one.ā€

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well, i wasn’t. you had to go ruin it though. thanks, man.

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Having too much visceral fat (the stuff between organs) reduces the ability of the stomach to expand when eating a huge amount of food.

I will hear none of this running down of 1000 Island dressing. Massively underrated/unappreciated.

That said, Blue Cheese on the Wedge, man, gotta stay on target.

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