If he keeps getting sacks and playing with the bend he used to, then he can shart himself on every one.
Thank you for choosing to link to that website in particular. Very additive to the joke.
It may be shart doo doo doo doo doo maybe shart doo doo doo doo doo
You gotta go you gotta go
Houston suddenly finds himself wishing he had gone to Cleveland as part of the trade…
How did it take this long?
He either sharted or sat in Dan’s chew spit.
I will forgive this little not-white lie from James given the obvious embarrassment he is probably going through.
Oh, and never thought I’d get the chance to give the boss the poop emoji. Ha ha ha.
As a goalie… I know that sometimes, ya just gotta go in the equipment 
not your proudest moment
“Listen men…I don’t care if our pants are full of shit, we will still find a way to beat your ass”
-Dan Campbell- (probably)
I know it’s tired to talk about your bingo card, but I definitely did not have shart-gate
