“Dude’s got some nuts on him, bro”

This might be a good times to mention that right after the Dan’s Kneecap press conference, I told my disbelieving brother that the Lions were winning 3 of the next 6 Super Bowls. Sitting at 1-6 with Hock traded and AP fired, I might not have shared that tidbit. LOL. Nostradamus ain’t got nothing on me.
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Dan Campbell opens his press conference thanking the veterans that have been here for a while – Ragnow, Decker, C.J. Moore, Cabinda – who the coach feels are maybe sometimes taken for granted on the outside, but are leading the charge by setting the standard.

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Decker for sure deserves this. This is year 7 for him. That dude deserves a playoff win or 2 before his career is over. Or as a @BigNatty would say… a super bowl or 2.

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Dan “coco de mer” Campbell.

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Or for a bit more well known nut and pretty big too, Dan “Coconuts” Campbell

I always thought DC stood for Dan Campbell. Now I understand it to be “ ‘Dem Coconuts”.

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Yeah, you can see it on the replays. He did a nice job reacting quickly but then made zero effort to make a play. There was a blocker, yeah, but ZERO effort. He’s not gonna have fun when the Vikings roll that tape.

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Think I saw it was Rodriguez who made the block giving Moore room to run

3rd and 7 - to seal the win

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Hey maybe he transitions to TE, Campbell thinks he’d be a HOF TE!

Lol he’s gonna be a HOF tackle too!

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The left one is James Westphal and the right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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HILARIOUS, bro! So funny.

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Does that make our coach… Nut Rockne? MCDC’s quotes are nearly as good as Knute’s.

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I never went to college, and I was never an Anatomy student, hell I’m not the brightest bulb in the bunch…but ah I’m pretty sure 80% of The dudes on the planet all had nuts* But then ya gotta account for those Transvantesticles…

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Have a question about Sewell’s reception to seal the game. When he got up a Vikes defender took a punch at the ball… obviously it was ineffective because Sewell is an absolute beast.

However on the final drive in the Raiders/Rams game it was a 15 yard penalty for knocking the ball out of the QBs hand. So isn’t this the essentially the same thing…only difference is that Sewell is stronger?

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This occurred to me too, bro.

Campbell’s sack might be the sackiest sack in the world right now. If things get too painful for him we can put together a quick Lion’s fan go fund me. Get him a quick trip up to Lake Superior to shrivel that set out for him if need be

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MCDC = massive coconuts Dan carries

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Nice!

Willing to bet he has a tattoo on each…

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