Early-but Dallas

you KNOW the zebras are going to be real for “America’s Team” so we have to be extra careful about causing penalties in this game…I wish the refs would just stay the hell out of things and let two teams battle it out-instead of playing favorites…but we’re going to be on out toes to win.

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It’s no longer Detroit against Everybody. It’s a New Age because of Dan Campbell. Henceforth, it’s Everybody for Detroit.

Dallas is America’s Clown Car.

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After the national attention and scrutiny from last year’s debacle, I would hope the league and the refs will be careful not to be so blatant with their screw job.
Dan and our players are not going to let it be that close this time anyway.
And the real America’s team is now called the Lions.

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I believe they have some key players hurt and I read they have been playing like pure ass.

Haven’t watched them yet.

I’m thinking we get this W and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s not more than a TD.

Reserve the right to change opinion based on our injury report next week lol

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Dallas has for sure been ass. They can’t run the ball at all, and their passing game is shut down CeeDee and win. Their defense is a joke, they can’t stop the run or the pass. Now add in that their best defenders they have left are out.

I don’t root for this often, but I don’t want to just win this game. I want to run Dallas out of their own stadium. I want to win by at least 14, and I fully want the Lions to run up the score. I want the game to be at least 45-13. I am giving Dallas 2 FG’s, one which will be from 65+ and a late meaningless TD. I think Jake Bates also bangs in a 65+ yarder to end the half.

Yes, it will be said. Once we are up 35-6, I want the Lions to re-run the OT TD pass. Hell, Amon Ra can throw it just for the second passing TD in as many games. This game for me needs to be a complete and total boat race, and send Jerruh to the podium talking about how Dallas is still all in but can’t afford anyone.

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I have watched about 8 quarters of Dallas this season over multiple games. And I think I watched most of the game against the Giants. The Giants game I turned off as the football was that bad. And the Ravens ran a train on their asses.

Outside of Parsons and Lamb I am not sure who is actually good on that team. Dak is so over hyped it is insane. And the Oline that was once a strength looked bottom half of league.

I loved how the announcers against the Giants were acting like Dallas had fixed their run defense…no dumbasses it is the Giants. They made a top 5 RB look like a bottom 5 guy and he had to leave.

I will be shocked if the Lions lose this game. Dallas is IMO barely top 16 in the League. And that is being generous.

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I’m going to put this entire paragraph on one square of my bingo card and make it the Free Square, meaning it can’t fail.

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we would beat they ass, but as you know , the refs like to help them along.

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Dallas’ run defense is so bad that I don’t think even the refs can help them this time. Monty and Gibbs should feast.

Of course, I could be underestimating the refs.

Gooood, goooood! Let the hate flow through you!

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I want to decimate them legit old school run it down their throats with a little Goff play action magic sprinkled in. I want it where Dak doesnt have much time on the field and when he is on the field his team is behind and they are playing catch up all game

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■■■■ Jerry Jones and all his ass clown players. Plus they got fat ass McCarthy… Who we still owe from his Packer days…I think I hate the Cowboys more than the Packers… That’s hard to do.

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Packers are still my least fav…Cowboys are 2nd though

The Packers embarrassed them in the playoffs at Jerry’s house last year…dropped 50 on them. I kinda enjoyed it

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Given how well the line played with Glasscow and KA at LG, I wonder if we shouldn’t give Raggs another week or so to heal that torn pec

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We are going to win by double digits going away

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And Hutch and company are making him eat grass all day.

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Were going to run for over 200 yards.

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Dallas hasn’t caused this much heavy drinking since Larry Hagman.

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No DeMarcus Lawrence……
and possibly no Micah Parsons.

Parsons is out this week with a high ankle sprain…
so even if he returns to face the Lions…
he won’t be near 100%.

They can give us an asterisk…
as long as we get the “W”…… 🫨:smirk::laughing:

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