Fess up: What did you do to make the Lions lose?

The Den
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This thread is awesome and just what we needed.

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You had your junk all over the team’s logo? Dude… Why not shove some pins in a Goff voodoo doll while you’re at it?

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Nothing. The tail does not wag the dog.

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depends on the dog…and…depends on the tail

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It’s not our fault. It’s Greg Olsen’s. We’re O-fer with him this year.

Rest assured, Olsen is the curse that Daniel’s should focus on, not which of us deuced at the wrong time.

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I put the biggest bet of my life on them… ML +285
It was paying for my SB ticket…

Ouch!!!

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Yep. I taint-ed the Lions efforts.

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I wore the same outfit (down to the socks) as I had the first two games, but did not wear the same boxers. It’s the small details you don’t think about that kill you.

My apologies to all.

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We all screwed this up so badly. Underspiced hot wings? The wrong hat? Clean underwear? Defiling the team’s logo with your manhood? Way too many mistakes to overcome against a team like San Fran. Hopefully we can learn for this and come better prepared next year.

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This was a tough, tough lesson learned last night. Penei wouldn’t stand for any of this shit.

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You stopped watching the game to attend mass. Couldn’t have thrown a hail mary or two in there for us? You’re every bit as responsible as we are.

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Frickin chicken wings came out good, I was worried

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I was thinking about wearing my Lions baseball cap into work. It’s the only piece of Lions swag I have. Think I got it from Pepsi cap collecting. Nope. Back in the closet you go cheap ballcap.

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The classic “cancel each other out” rule. Very similar to offsetting penalties but a little different.

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Hated that movie. I mean, HATED. Couldn’t watch it through. Not even in pieces.

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I dug into my closet late in the 2nd qtr and got out my Barry Sanders Jersey.
We all know how well the playoff teams did that he was on :rage: :rage:

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I went to Wendy’s before the game but I was wearing pants.

Sorry The Hangover GIF

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Ban this guy already. Unforgiveable.

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I regret it. Next year I’ll be better. I promise.

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I played beer pong at halftime, and did not play well.
Also didn’t wear my Lions wool poncho, although that only gets worn to games in person, but is undefeated.
My bad, guys.