For the golfers, time always wins

“I shot 88, 90 and 91. That’s a 269 for three rounds, which is a pretty good four-round score,” he quipped. “That’s what I play anymore. They don’t have any forward tees at Augusta. I can’t play 6,400 yards. I hit the ball 190 yards anymore, if I kill it. I played once last year, once the year before, and I’ve played four times this year already.”

10 years ago, in my early 50s, I could still hit a ball in the 260 to 300 range off the tee with a norm of 240-250.

Now, almost everything is in the 180-220 range.

Father Time is the GOAT.

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