Former Ravens DT Tony Siragusa dead at 55

I’m sure Joey will play Mozart’s Requiem for him.

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When I’m Sixty Four (Remastered 2009)

thankfully my wife still feeds me.

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I think it was champagne and strawberries!

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Champagne and Strawberries I think???

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Beat me to it lol, If Joey stays out of bike accidents, I bet he clears 55, however…

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hmmmm……

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Goose actually said Joey is more of a “champagne and caviar” … “strawberries and chocolate kind of guy”. Joey then bought Goose a couple six packs of the beer he liked and Goose couldnt handle the real beer. It was a funny interaction.

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Here is a rundown of the conversation and aftermath. Of course the comment came during a 30-13 blowout loss. Because…Lions.

Harrington was in a horrible situation that no QB would have thrived in.
Also…
Harrington was one of the softest NFL QBs you will ever see.
Good human.
Would be a great neighbor.
NFL talent.
Wired like high school cheerleader.
He’ll put the effort in.
He’ll put the hours in.
He will also show up as a .5 (on a scale of 1-10) on the warrior energy scale.

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Maybe a JV cheerleader…clearly not Varsity level.

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And yet…

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The only thing NFL about Joey Harrington was his size. Other than that I have no explanation for what they were smoking when they drafted him 3rd overall.

Competitiveness: Nope
Arm Strength: Nope
Accuracy: Nope
Athleticism: Nope
Intelligence: Nope
Leadership: Nope

I guess he didn’t do drugs or swear…

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Hey Dan Campbell scored a TD!!!

I’m going to ignore what Joey did there!! Not fair to post that, just not fair. lol

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Don’t deny Joey his most fond NFL memory. The guy was such a huge bust, but at least he beat the Lions.

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Quite the accomplishment, I hope he sleeps well at night.

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That is the best thing I’ve read in a long time

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Meant every word of it, man. Zero hyperbole there.

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couple bikini top GIF

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Imagine the lower back strength required to carry those things around all day…

motorboating GIF

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On a bed of money with his wife and family living as a beloved figure in one of the coolest cities in America?

I bet he sleeps ok, if not, he can stroll over to the piano, eat some strawberries, and maybe play a nocturne.

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