Just put 5 bucks on him to run for over .5 yards. Don’t let me down Jared!
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Hilarious!!!
You’ll win! Crazy legs will run for at least 9!
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“I like f-ing people up. I like to get behind center and just put my helmet or my hands on an defensive lineman and ■■■■ up a defensive scheme, pretty much. I like truckin’ 'em back 2, 3 yards and just making 'em feel like shit.”
- Jared Goff
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Ur problem is gonna be victory formation. Hopefully he’s got 6 or 7 yards before the game ending knees. I predict you win. Goff 4 carries for 1 yard 
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Yea, you messed up again, Hooker will be in the victory formation, not Goff. She is safe.
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Out of curiosity how many times last year did Goff exceed that?
only-fans-tier degeneracy, not gonna lie
Last year 5 in the regular season.
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5 times in the regular season. 6 if you include the playoffs.
This year I’m stealing K&A bold ass prediction that he runs for two TDs… IN THE SAME GAME!
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@BigNatty book it, my dear friend. Write it down. Keep the receipt somewhere safe.
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Imagine how much you could win if Goff would break the double digit milestone!?!?
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I want to see a 50 yard TD run by Goff where nobody ends up catching him. That would be embarassing.
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Never to be seen again, if it’s anyplace like my “safe place”.
I’m worried that he thinks he’s faster than he is after a summer of training.
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CHACHING!
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Ran so fast you almost couldn’t see him!
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When he took off this thread came to mind 
congrats
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Thanks!
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I had $10 on like a 12 leg parlay for this game… All minimal thresholds (ex. Monty 25 rushing yards, Goff 200 yards passing, etc). I had Ra for at least 4 catches and 40 yards… Never thought he’d be the one to blow the whole thing
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yup - I thought of you immediately. Was laughing my ass off and happy for ya.
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