Elon been sharing his stash with Grok. 
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I just asked, grok gave the Lions the sweep
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Grok think cookies good. In a Grok voice
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Grok will now predict the win-loss record of your choice. Just eight bucks a month.
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Who the Sam Hell is Grok !?
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I also asked Grok to predict the Lions game by game wins and losses, and here are the results.
Detroit Lions 2025 Game-by-Game Predictions
Week 1: at Green Bay Packers (Sep. 7, 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS)
The Lions have dominated Green Bay recently, winning their last three trips to Lambeau Field. Despite opening on the road, Detroitâs familiarity with the Packers and Jared Goffâs ability to perform in milder September weather give them the edge. The Lionsâ offense, led by Amon-Ra St. Brown and Jahmyr Gibbs, should overpower Green Bayâs defense.
Prediction: Win (1-0)
Week 2: vs. Chicago Bears (Sep. 14, 1:00 p.m. ET, FOX)
Ben Johnson returns to Ford Field as Chicagoâs head coach, bringing familiarity with Detroitâs playbook. However, the Bears are still integrating Caleb Williams and a rebuilt offensive line, and the Lionsâ home crowd will be relentless. Detroitâs defense, bolstered by Hutchinson and rookie Tyleik Williams, should disrupt Chicagoâs rhythm early in the season.
Prediction: Win (2-0)
Week 3: at Baltimore Ravens (Sep. 22, 8:15 p.m. ET, ESPN/ABC)
Lamar Jacksonâs 24-2 record against NFC teams and Detroitâs historical struggles in Baltimore (0-6) make this a tough matchup. The Ravensâ physicality, led by Jackson and Derrick Henry, will test Detroitâs new defensive coordinator Kelvin Sheppard. The Monday night road environment adds to the challenge, and the Lions drop a close one.
Prediction: Loss (2-1)
Week 4: vs. Cleveland Browns (Sep. 28, 1:00 p.m. ET, FOX)
Clevelandâs uncertain quarterback situation and strong defense led by Myles Garrett pose a challenge, but Detroitâs home advantage and offensive line, potentially strengthened by rookie Tate Ratledge, should control the game. The Lionsâ secondary feasts on Clevelandâs passing inconsistencies.
Prediction: Win (3-1)
Week 5: at Cincinnati Bengals (Oct. 5, 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX)
Joe Burrow and the Bengals are a dangerous team when healthy, but Cincinnatiâs inconsistent front office decisions leave gaps. Detroitâs balanced attack and improving defense keep this game competitive, but Burrowâs playmaking at home tips the scales in a high-scoring affair.
Prediction: Loss (3-2)
Week 6: at Kansas City Chiefs (Oct. 12, 8:20 p.m. ET, NBC)
Facing the defending Super Bowl champions on the road in primetime is daunting. Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reidâs track record (no more than six losses since 2014) makes this a steep challenge. Detroitâs offense keeps it close, but the Chiefsâ experience prevails.
Prediction: Loss (3-3)
Week 7: vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Oct. 20, 7:00 p.m. ET, ESPN)
The Lions have beaten Tampa Bay twice recently, including in the 2024 playoffs. At home on Monday night, Detroitâs crowd and offensive firepower overwhelm a Bucs team that upset them in 2024. The Lionsâ defense clamps down on Baker Mayfield.
Prediction: Win (4-3)
Week 8: vs. Minnesota Vikings (Oct. 30, Thursday Night)
Minnesota, with JJ McCarthy at quarterback, may face growing pains. Detroit, coming off a bye week, has extra prep time at home. The Lionsâ familiarity with the Vikings (sweeping them in 2024) and a healthier roster lead to a convincing win.
Prediction: Win (5-3)
Week 10: at Washington Commanders (Nov. 9)
A playoff rematch after Washingtonâs 45-31 upset in the 2024 divisional round. Jayden Danielsâ mobility is a concern, but a healthier Detroit defense, led by Hutchinson, contains him. The Lions, motivated for revenge, pull out a gritty road win.
Prediction: Win (6-3)
Week 11: at Philadelphia Eagles (Nov. 16, Sunday Night Football)
The Eagles, with Jalen Hurts and a potent offense, are a formidable foe. Detroitâs secondary has struggled against elite passing attacks, and Phillyâs home crowd makes this a tough primetime matchup. The Lions fall short in a shootout.
Prediction: Loss (6-4)
Week 12: vs. New York Giants (Nov. 23)
The Giants are among the weakest teams on Detroitâs schedule. Despite a tough stretch before and after this game, the Lionsâ talent overwhelms New York at home. Aidan Hutchinson dominates against a shaky Giants offensive line.
Prediction: Win (7-4)
Week 13: vs. Green Bay Packers (Nov. 27, Thanksgiving)
The Packers upset Detroit on Thanksgiving in 2023, but the Lions have since asserted dominance in the rivalry. At home, Detroitâs crowd and offensive line control the game, though Green Bay keeps it close. The Lions split the season series.
Prediction: Win (8-4)
Week 14: vs. Dallas Cowboys (Dec. 7)
Dallas is improved but inconsistent. At Ford Field, Detroitâs offense, led by Goff and Gibbs, exploits the Cowboysâ defense. The Lionsâ home dominance continues, even against a frisky Dallas team.
Prediction: Win (9-4)
Week 15: at Los Angeles Rams (Dec. 14)
A road game against Matthew Stafford and the Rams is always emotional. Detroitâs motivation to give Goff a win at SoFi Stadium, combined with a healthier defense, edges out LA in a close contest.
Prediction: Win (10-4)
Week 16: vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (Dec. 21)
Pittsburghâs quarterback situation (potentially Mason Rudolph or a new signee) is a weak point. Detroitâs defense, with Hutchinson and D.J. Reader, stifles the Steelersâ run-heavy approach at home.
Prediction: Win (11-4)
Week 17: at Minnesota Vikings (Dec. 25, Christmas)
A late-season road game against Minnesota could be tricky, especially with McCarthy potentially finding his stride. The Vikingsâ home crowd and Detroitâs fatigue from a grueling schedule lead to an upset.
Prediction: Loss (11-5)
Week 18: at Chicago Bears (TBD)
Ben Johnsonâs Bears have had a full season to gel, and Soldier Field is tough late in the year. However, Detroitâs extra rest (from the Christmas game) and motivation to secure a high seed give them a slight edge in a tight divisional battle.
Prediction: Win (12-5)
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Ugh, those narratives are so⌠narratized.
AI is only as good as the info it has consumed. Since AI consumes human generated info (for nowâŚ), is it any wonder what comes out?
GIGO: Garbage In Garbage Out
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That seems reasonable.
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back to the topic, who believes that Chicago sweeps us -I think itâs the other way around. frankly, I donât think they are good enough to sweep a NFL teamâŚand Iâll say that only lights a fire under OUR players to beat the socks off them. Now I cannot WAIT until we face The Bears !!!
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Damn he seems to have us losing to all the top teams, must be the change in coordinators.
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this was my chatgpt result
| Week | Date | Opponent | Location | Prediction |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sep 7 | at Packers | Lambeau Field | W â Slow start, but Goff prevails in a rivalry opener |
| 2 | Sep 14 | vs Bears | Ford Field | W â Dominant; home advantage and weaker opponent |
| 3 | Sep 22 (Mon) | at Ravens (MNF) | Baltimore | L â Tough primetime challenge; early season test |
| 4 | Sep 28 | vs Browns | Ford Field | W â One-sided home win |
| 5 | Oct 5 | at Bengals | Cincinnati | W â Break the long skid with grit |
| 6 | Oct 12 (Sun) | at Chiefs (SNF) | Kansas City | L â High stakes; Chiefsâ home-field advantage wins |
| 7 | Oct 20 (Mon) | vs Buccaneers (MNF) | Ford Field | W â Revenge after â24 loss; stifling defense |
| 8 | Bye | â | â | â |
| 9 | Nov 2 | vs Vikings | Ford Field | W â Division favorites, home comfort |
| 10 | Nov 9 | at Commanders | Washington | W â Motivated revenge game |
| 11 | Nov 16 (Sun) | at Eagles (SNF) | Philadelphia | L â Tip-of-the-cap effort falls short |
| 12 | Nov 23 | vs Giants | Ford Field | W â Routine win |
| 13 | Nov 27 | vs Packers (Thanksgiving) | Ford Field | W â Emotional âTurkey Dayâ bounce-back |
| 14 | Dec 4 (Thu) | vs Cowboys (TNF) | Ford Field | W â Prime-time spark, solid performance |
| 15 | Dec 14 | at Rams | Los Angeles | W â Veteran grit in a tight West Coast game |
| 16 | Dec 21 | vs Steelers | Ford Field | W â Steady win over middling opponent |
| 17 | Dec 25 (Thu) | at Vikings (Christmas) | Minnesota | L â Holiday showdown, minimal rest, Vikings pull off upset |
| 18 | Jan TBD | at Bears | Chicago | W â Close finale, playoff seeding push |
We need a new specific slur for people that are into ChatGPT and AI slop. I genuinely donât understand how this is interesting or entertaining.
I use it for my D&D stuff, but more as a storage facility. I input all my gaming stuff and itâs incredibly handy to ask for a plot point Iâve put in that I canât remember like âwhat happened with character X and that npcâ
Grok is incredibly helpful in looking for good answers to technical questions and for generating technical documentation.
Googleâs AI is pretty good at generating images.
Microsoft / Copilot is trash.
ChatGPT I looked past right away because I was finding better answers with other platforms. (for instance, an SMS-based chatbot that provides help with Excel formulas or Employer/Employee contract language.)
In before @CuriousHusker âŚ
What a Grok of sh!t!!
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Over/Under is 4 weeks on how long it will take Bears fans to realize the Lions offense didnât come with Ben Johnson.
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