Not who’s back! This isn’t a Charles Harris/Jerry Jacobs scoop thread.
This is what is back: 2024 NFL Playoff Machine - Playoff Matchup Predictor - ESPN
For shitz and giggles, I actually tried to make the Lions fall out of playoff contention. Satisfying that it took until week 17 to make it happen.
Congrats. This thread title after reading Houston thread had me ready to throw iPhone lol
Don’t put that mojo out there. I know this is the BNL but some of us still have scars from the old times.
Guess what’s back?
James Houston’s pants from the cleaners?
Definitely hoping to be claimed by a team with dark colors? The Browns are perfect. 
Maybe he could take the Browns to the Superbowl… Right after he drops the kids off at the pool.
Thank you for posting this. It adds clarity to the AFC playoff race. Unless the Chiefs go on a losing streak, they have the first round bye pretty much locked up. That’s assuming we beat Buffalo, which adds another loss to them. The Steelers would need to win out, which includes a win vs the Chiefs.
Its crazy that the Vikings are 9-2. Its even crazier that 9-2 gets them the 5th seed because they play in Jack Fox’s division.
Taco Bell brought back the Mexi Melt…or as me and my buddies used to call them, Smegma Melts.
Oh, and they brought back the Green Burritto.
Yeah but if they can catch us they flip to either 1 or 2 seed.
Best to just eat it while sitting on the toilet 
“Has James Houston Shat himself off the team?”
The Clap
I had a McRib about 40 years ago and I still have the shits.
That’s pretty much anything Jamaican for me.
It’s like Jim Gaffigan reading the directions for making Hot Pockets. Step 1- Place Hot Pocket directly in toilet.
