Guess Who

Do you recognize her? Hint, she eats a plant based diet.

Edit for my favorit photo.

Oh, she’s vegan hey?

Man Eggplant GIF by Die Carolin Kebekus Show

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It’s crazy to me what they do with all the makeup, etc. She’s so much prettier when she’s more natural looking.
To me, it’s almost like the makeup and polished up/professional photos block her energy. She’s a sweetheart of a human being. Goff did very well for himself. Imagine if he shaved his head.

The new First Lady of the Detroit Lions is a quality human. Can’t believe those ■■■■■■■ didn’t invite me to the wedding.

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Not sure how Goff has the energy left to throw a football more than about 8 yards.

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It’s the main reason he keeps missing Jamo deep… take one for the team Goff. Abstinence before marriage. :joy:

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Explains why his balls are so wobbly. Should be written in the contract: “Last doinking around August 31st and no shimmy-sham until he wins the Super Bowl. Then, after winning the Super Bowl, we should introduce them back to each other carefully. I would fear for her safety. Start with a Gloryhole drilled through 4 inches of concrete.

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I thought Sports Illustrated went out of business.