The one holiday expressly for all you Mot#$@&*kers !!
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Not a father but happy fathers day to all out there
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Kerby got a nice card from Aaron I hear.
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I’m still hoping my kids get me a high-end prostitute.
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Barf.
No Canadian hookers for me please.
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Picky, picky
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Well I did say high end. Not 300 pounds of rear end.
True 
You set such high standards for the Den.
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Still 4 generations of my immediate family and family name walking this great Earth.
87 - Father, Grand Father, and Great Grand Father
62 - Son, Father, and Grand Father
36 - Grand Son, Son, and Father
5 - Great Grand Son, Grand Son, and Son
3 - Great Grand Son, Grand Son, and Son
3 months - Great Grand Son, Grand Son, and Son
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We used to send Fathers Day cards to guys who had recently been married. Made sure the origin was from a place they had once visited on spring break and had it filled out by “Billy or whatever”, Junior. Done in crayon, mailed on the prior Monday so the new wife had a chance to intercept during the week. Oh, the good old days.
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Cruel af, but I love it!!!
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I asked to go to a star pizza place for Father’s Day. Maaaan that Romas’ Pizza was the BOMB tonight, easily the best pizza around my hood , I was one happy Cracker tonight !
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To be honest by the time my turn came around my wife knew all the shit we pulled on each other so there were few surprises.
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Im chilling listening to my dads favorite Alice cooper outside
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thank you all you crusty SOB’s. lol
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