Hawaiian Shirts

It’s a way of life. I started wearing them regularly when I was a bartender and it kind of put me in a calm place. I own over 30 still and just picked this one up from Walmart, $13. Our Walmarts in IOWA aren’t like most of yours, we are rural even in our largest cities and I don’t know anyone here who has a problem going to one unless it’s political.

The hat I purchased over 20 years ago in Tarpon Springs, Florida. They are essential together. Throw in some decent bourbon and a good cigar and the problems in life seem less problematic.

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You need a Hawaii shirt with a Panama hat print.

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Yeah, you’d fit right in in the marina bars down here in CR. If you’re ever on the lam, keep that in mind.

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I’ve noticed that you always type Iowa in all-caps. Is there a reason?

He’s a farm boy at heart. It’s code for I’m Outstanding With Animals.

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Funny Iowa Acronym Shirt, Funny College Shirt, Funny College Game Day,  Womens College T-shirt, Mens College, T-shirt, Unisex College T-shirt - Etsy

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I own 1 Hawaiian shirt that I’ve worn twice. I bought it on Amazon for a “themed” BBQ. My wife had the matching pattern jumpsuit. We wore our matching outfits again one day at Universal Studios this year (company thing that included 3 day park pass, early entry, express passes, Hard Rock hotel, all food drinks anywhere at the hotels/park/City Walk for our entire stay).

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Idiots Out Walking Around.

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There must be if I do it.

My daughter thought that I should have one with a print of her dog.

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All I could think of reading the title was this. :joy:

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I have about 10, of which 5 fit.

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I noticed that he wrote “Walmarts” in the plural form….

which is indeed proper grammar in this case.

However… I thoroughly enjoy the locals around here that will say something like….

“I got these Crocs on sale at Walmarts”….

indicating they bought an item from a singular store…
but still used the plural form of the Walmart name. :smirk:

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Where’s your Luons Hawaain shirt?


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In IOWA we add extra letters too. There is no Washington but I’ll be damned if there isn’t a “Warshington”.

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Do you have parking lots paved with asphalt….

pronounced as “ash-fault”???

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I think in the mind it’s meant to indicate a possessive. So, Walmart’s (store).

In my hometown where they made a lot of cars, many people worked at Ford’s or Chrysler’s.

Just now realizing the possessive thing by the way. It was often a source of bemusement (and we did chuckle at people who said this) but now makes sense as to why.

… in my my mind they were just saying Fords or Chryslers.

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I definitely think that might be the reason….

but my all time favorite example….

is when we had some co-workers say….

“I got these at the Walmarts”.

THE Walmarts…… almost as classy as “THE Ohio State University”…

:wink::smirk::open_mouth::astonished::sunglasses:

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Yeah, you may be right. Where I grew up in West Michigan, the store chain was referred to as “Meijer’s”.

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When you’re in a place where the business and the family are both big players it’s not unusual to call it Ford’s or Meijer’s. Walmart’s i can’t help you with.