A little sarcastic fun here, please join in with your own.
On the bright side, the Lions didn’t blow a double digit lead in the last game. Way to go guys, that’s progress
Jack Fox is the early favorite for team MVP. That’s right guys, the punter. Sure makes me want to run out, get his jersey, and sign up for season tickets. Not to take away from Fox, but this should be a top 10 sign your team lacks a pulse.
After watching Dalvin Cook shred the Packers, Patricia showed his genius by game planning that they surely wouldn’t try that again…
How’s that 10 man defensive scheme working out there, Rocket Scientist?
Let’s hear it for Bob Quinn, too! Good thing 9-7 isn’t acceptable around here. Didn’t realize doing well was so bad, thank you for showing us the error of our ways, this is sooooo much better…
I am not sure why everyone is making a big deal about the Lions only playing defense with 10 players on occasional snaps. We’ve actually been doing that every snap Tavai is in the game.
Patricia provides his own. These are actual quotes about what he thinks are the team’s strengths.
" the kickoff-coverage unit was one that got better and consistent, I thought, through that second quarter. Maybe here at the end of the second quarter, we kind of got a little bit something going with our punt rush team, too, which we’d like to carry that over into the second half of the season. We’ll try to build on those."
"I think Jack (Fox has) done a great job punting the ball, really has been able to flip field position for us there, so we know those are strengths for us.”
