Peeled clementines rather than sliced orange segments?
I’m all for the kids getting organic nutrition but something about peeled clementines doesn’t feel very “elementary” school athletics.
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Hahaha well played.
Get off my lawn is a helluva drug
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Not only were the oranges not organic, but the participation trophies were made in China. I’ll never be back.
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I gave up on elementary soccer when I found out the goalie was making money on Tik Tok videos…during the game!
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Not to mention the coach was a lunatic.
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NCAA tried to revoke his eligibility…
for 2033-36.
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Those extra gummy bears will definitely show up in the form of higher ticket prices. For that reason, I’m out.
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Im just tired of the GM of my grandson’s team. She cant recruit for shit…no one can do a bicycle kick and the goalie is like 3 foot 11. They’re 7! Been playing 3 years! Cmon!
Don’t even get me started on the coaches player rotations.
I fucking roast them both on Twitter though. I’m gonna make this cancel culture shit work for me.
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Small schools can’t afford those, there’s a booster involved. My guess is little Bobby Ferguson, although he eats a lot of paste and boogers, his dad owns a fruit stand on the corner. I hear he made enough money to buy Mrs. Ferguson some prized melons too.
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I kind of like clementines. So sweet. And seedless. Just the right size for a snack. To each their own but I think your elementary school is awesome.
However, I may have attended my last senior bingo night. Ovaltine instead of Nestle Carnation? Oh no girlfriend.
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I’m so glad you voiced your opinion on such a wonderful food.
#clementinesrock, #organicclementinesforever, #plantbasedfoodforever, #dontkillcows, #eatmeifyoueatburgers, #i’llstopnow
Mmmmmmm steaks!!
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Clementines
Long long ago I worked for a decent sized regional grocer. I had a meeting with the President for budget purposes.
He had a bowl of clementines on his desk and proceeded to tell me why it was the “perfect fruit.”
Never forgot that and I grew to agree with that view.
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I thought this was going to have something to do with a Court Order and being within 300 ft of a school.
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I don’t kill cows.
I pay people to kill cows for me.
Delegation Skillz
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Then I cook them well done+ for Mah Sweetie as I cry at the grill.
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The Vegans would not approve of this behavior.
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