Stay away from Chatham, Ontario this summer!
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I believe you bud! I even provided photogenic evidence
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not an issue bud .
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OK BACK TO FOOTBALL 2026 !! sure we have more Lions stuff to get to.
As someone who worked the border on the Canadian side, I can say I’d spend a significant amount of time with Wolf when he pulled up to my booth. That means I wouldn’t have to spend more time with people from Ohio who answered “Ohio” when I asked them what their citizenship was.
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Those must have been OSU grads.
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The best part was that it was always answered like it was a guess, like, “Ohio?”
It was a running joke there.
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Evil Mermaids!
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Thats almost as bad as calling Hawaii a continent.
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I once got called into the port director’s office for manually changing a license plate to Hawaii.
I was a joker, but I did my job. It was a Hawaiian-plated car. I had a spotless record there with literally tens of thousands of interactions with the public.
I did get away with spinning in my chair and closing the window saying I needed to make some toast. But whatever.
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Did you work the tunnel or the bridge? I crossed over there hundreds of times in my college days. We have probably talked in person before
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Both. I was front line from 95 to 07. I got out and promoted into trade administration after that.
I have a shit ton of stories from those years.
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Had a teammate that worked the bridge as a summer job. We would load up on booze and hit his lane 
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If he was working during my years, I’d probably recognize his name.
Okay, so, every summer a crop of summer students would come along. Some real hotties. And some of them, let’s say, found some of us cool and funny. Every year. Women I had no business dating otherwise. Shit happens, especially when you’re in the same uniform and spend a lot of time together.
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Imagine you drive to Canada with your brother to buy a classic GTO. Make the purchase, drive back to the States, watch you brother go through customs first, and then have the customs guy ask if you have anything to declare… “you mean other than that car you just let through?”
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The US side was notorious for being pricks. That’s hilarious.
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My mom once answered “Alabama” to that question up there.
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Moms are exempt.
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The first time they attacked us they came over on an old wooden ship, it was named Diversity.
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They sure were. Was a pain in ass going over to Lions games. It’s like dude these are my tickets in my hand where the ■■■■ do you think I’m going
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