They were just as mean to returning Americans as with Canadians. ■■■■, dude, get a life.
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By contrast, when I was a kid, we would go Detroit with a baptismal certificate and walk around. We walked from the tunnel to the W4 studio a couple of miles down Jefferson. Seriously.
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I heard they are building another bridge in Windsor. Haven’t been back in years.
Yeah, the Gordie Howe bridge. Impressive.
Paid for by Canada.
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They graduate?
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I was returning back from Canada, they pulled me over, open the trunk of my ‘69 Cougar. The “officer” spotted The Duke that my wife had given me on our 1st anniversary. What’s in the football??? Duh, air. Didn’t go over well, but finally let us through. They may have had a reason to suspect something else, back then . 
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Oh man, so many stories. The dude with the S&M setup in his cargo van. Chains on the walls and everything, a ton of sex toys. The lawyer with all the shemale porn mags who was going to sue me for invasion of privacy. The Detroit gangbangers, who could have easily killed me in secondary inspection before I found their guns. Many of those situations.
The thing that stands out most when the Sunday morning that some juggalos from Indiana who were clearly high as a kite and wound up in my custody. I was just having coffee with a co-worker, who happened to be an old friend of my dad, and we looked in the car he shone his flashlight in the crack behind the passenger seat. What’s that, he said? Turned out to be a sawed off shotgun. I then found a loaded 9mm and a few grams of coke. These guys were straight out of a Tarantino movie. FFS.
I was hungover to start. This is 8am on a Sunday morning. Fug. I spent the whole day processing these literal clowns.
Note: I never had a sidearm when dealing with any of this. Pepper spray and baton only. I started actively applying for promotions when they brought in firearms. Yah, not me thanks. Never once had to file a use of force report. Because I’m cool and smart. 
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The old pound of cocaine in the football trick. 60 percent of the time it works every time 
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I have no idea what I just walked into. It was well….interesting
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I barely even sniffed glue today.
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“Glue”
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Perfect
Better than shit your pants to
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odd how all of you crack jokes about actual living beings, because that’s way better than learning about it, heaven forbid that you study it at all: we have the DNA, it has found that: The Mitochondrial DNA on the mother’s side is human , but the father’s DNA is -not found in any records man has. It is surmized that Sasquatch are Hybrid, they are now stating with some type of Nephlim or alien DNA, because of the special abilities Sasquatch have, Super strength, Super speed, the ability to cloak, Mind speak to us, and the ability to reach enormous size of at least ten foot. they -like us, come in all sizes: infant, child, teen/juvenile , and adult. They come in a wide array of colors, ranging from: Brown, Dark Brown, Black, Red, White, Blonde, and Grey. and have been: reported and encountered all over the US, and in : China, Russia, Austrailia, British Columbia, Alaska, Canada, and more, even such areas as New York’s parks, and forest’s. Men that have worked in military and law enforcement have had encounter’s as well. IF it’s just fake, Odd that Millions of normal everyday people are having the same hallucinations.
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This thread is what happens when one - 300 post Bigfoot topic isn’t enough.
Look, everyone would love for it to be true, but the evidence is just not there. Observation is not scientifically verified proof. Just think, if you were to legitimately capture a Bigfoot on film, wouldn’t you spend every available resource you had to prove it? The proof would go down as perhaps the biggest historical find in history. I don’t think these Bigfoot are very transient. Otherwise, we would see them being hit by cars. So let’s say someone saw a Bigfoot and captured it on film. Wouldn’t the next logical step be to place 100 trail cams in the area? Or 1000 trail cams? There’s literally millions of people that sit out in the woods every year in deer blinds or go camping and see nothing.
Some estimates have 50,000 Bigfoot living in the lower United States. That’s about the same number of midgets. I occasionally see midgets and sometimes they are even hit by cars. I’ve never seen a Bigfoot and apparently one has never been hit by a car. I’m over looking at grainy footage of some dark furry figure lurking in the woods 100 yards away from the camera. It’s time to produce a body. Dead or alive. Otherwise it’s just folklore
It’s estimated there are only about 300 Wolverines in the lower United States and even those occasionally get hit by cars.
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You must of missed the part about them being half Alien. They spend very little time on the ground and if somebody sees them they just hop on their cruiser and bolt.
If someone gets too close to them, they zap ‘em with a Vulcan mind melt.
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Now it all makes sense. Hey if you have one unsubstantiated conspiracy theory, you might as well buff it up with four more unsubstantiated theories. Looking back it seems that $6 million man episode wasn’t far off from reality. They knew.
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