If Detroit Pistons go superstar-hunting this summer, 3 trade proposals that make sense

Gonna need Google and Uber thrown in that deal, plus the 49ers.

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THIS!

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THIS AS WELL….it makes much more sense to me then to make any of the other deals being suggested!

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As @Weaselpuppy has pointed out on multiple occasions, Turner makes a ton of sense. The problem is that rim protecting stretch 5s make a ton of sense to everyone and there are like 10 of them on the planet. So I assume he’s getting maxed out by somebody and if he was any other profile he’s not a good enough player to get maxed out.

But not my money so whatever I guess.

Fox dunks like Dominique Wilkins (but because he is considerably shorter and light years more handsome, he looks better doing it…what she said)
Foxy shoots like Curry
Passes like Zeke, and defends like Rodman.

Guy could fill a trophy case with accolades every year.

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I would complain about him a lot less than Markkanen

I basically saw the Knicks series but I got an idea of the team sans Isaiah Stewart. I would be inclined toward keepng the gang together. they are obviously young and if they grow right they are on their way up. So I would keep as much as I could of the core and add pieces. Wait for a Rasheed type trade to put them over the top. I thought they outplayed the Knicks much of that series, despite losing, and the Knicks were a stones throw away from the Finals.

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I seen a story about this. Apparently he has ā€œ super ā€œ sperm. He had a double vasectomy and was still spitting kids out.

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Reading stories about Cromartie sperm is an interesting hobby :joy: only kidding bud. But that one was too easy

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You just said what the rest of us was thinking.

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I would trade Tobias, Holland, and 2 firsts for JJJ and John Konchar - contingent on JJJ signing a new deal with us. There might not be a more perfect fit in the league next to Duren than JJJ. JJJ’s main weakness is rebounding which is Duren’s strength and JJJ covers Duren’s weakness as an interior defender. Perfection.

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I would also try to do an Edey/Stew swap with them including some seconds since one of our weaknesses is size at C. I doubt they would go for it tho. Edey’s per 36 is 15.5 pts, 14 reb, 1stl, and 2.2 blk with great advanced offensive stats. Would be a great backup to Duren to match up against big teams. So we would include 2 firsts and 2 seconds to this trade. Konchar is a very efficient player on both ends and would be a great vet behind Ausar at the 3.