If this was Feudal Era Japan

Patricia, Bevell and Decker would have fancy pigsticker bellybutton jewelry by now.

#BringBackSeppuku

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Feudal era Japan? Seppuku was still being carried out as recently as WWII. There are still some guys alive who can show them how to do it.

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Patricia would need William Wallace’s blade from Braveheart cuz a regular sword would get blocked by that last box of Krispie Kremes.

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