Yeah the Chiefs gave him that stupidly, but that’s the foolish thing about signing him in FA. But the Bills, Packers, Saints and now Seahawks have acquired him for basically nothing. That’s what I mean. Only you would find the one little outlier part of what I’d said lol, but fair enough. And if TeSlaa ends up being a $10M/year receiver, I’m still disappointed.
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Not trying to nitpick sorry bud I was thinking he was a 10 mil per year WR from what I remembered.
If MVS had better hands he woulda been a damn good WR.
If we get a guy that’s a deep threat like that and can catch…and he’s a good blocker.
That’s a pretty good WR
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In a perfect world that will take him half of training camp with ARSB and his reps in preseason.
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You’d really be happy if TeSlaa was MVS?
For sure, but he and ARSB are very different physically. TeSlaa probably won’t be able to do it like he does. I’m not sure there’s anyone on the roster who’s like for like in that way, but there are also plenty of tried and true methods he can learn despite that.
If he wants to study how some of the other guys with his build do it, Puka’s a good place to start. He’s not a star as a separator either, but can carve out just enough space for Stafford to hit him regularly (having a cavalier QB like Stafford definitely helps him). If the QB’s accurate enough - and Goff is - there’s really not a lot of difference between a yard or two of separation and five yards of separation. Open is open. Puka’s trump card is his strength, he’s a straight bully at WR, and I see no reason TeSlaa can’t be either.
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I agree. But ARSB is a smart guy. I just think being around him he can pick things up he’d never even thought up. Ra is a jack-of-all-trades. Teslaa doesn’t need the Ra tools. But he can be a sponge on him.
Bingo.
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600 yds 6 Td’s this season minimum. I can’t wait to see Goff hit this guy in the seams of zone coverage. Get ready for this kid, going to be a fun season. The offense is going to be even more unstoppable.
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Me too. He’s always going to be judged by the chips Brad pushed in the center of the table to acquire him. He has to be more than prime Tim Patrick, mainly because I’ve run my mouth on and on about him. It’s always about me, you know…
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Me too. Teslaa’s in Jeapordy of me calling him Alec Tradeback if that’s where he ends up landing.
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MVS that doesn’t drop passes and can block.
Yes. That’s basically Jamo-lite
I think Teslaa route running will improve too once we get him here …he has the workouts and the dawgs in the room to help him
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Ah, well right. That’s a completely different player. Personally I’m hoping he’s a Kalif Raymond but taller and stronger.
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I want (selfishly) great blocking, and catch all passes your way…. That is all
Teslaa’s a fast Helen Keller but bigger and with better eye sight and hearing.
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Hopefully, his diary will be more interesting, too.
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Was thinking maybe the WR version of Hutchinson/Kerby.
Except with better hair
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I said better not best !
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It can’t be a coincidence that this guy’s name is pretty close to 2 of the best scientists in history: Sir Isaac Newton and Nikola Tesla. Parents must be nerds.
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What I want to know is TeSlaa’s hair a mullet or a wannabe mullet or something else? I’d like to see the whole team with Honolulu Blue mullets when possible or beards when not.
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