New Den rule: if you refer to him as “Matt,” you’ll be immediately banned.
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How about if I go with Pad Statford? Will that get me the ban hammer?
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Is “Sean Mcvay’s c*** sucking pool boy” Stafford acceptable?
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How do I not have a gavel emoji yet?
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No, but Padthew Stratford is appropriate.
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You can replace one of them. Like, when would someone actually use the nailpolish emoji? Personally, I miss the poop emoji.
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Never noticed that. He was quite a dough-boy.
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The nailpolish emoji is at least in my top 10 most used reactions
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Yeah, I used to call him “Corky” or “The Corky QB” online
Probably should have been more polite than that, but it just kinda jumps out at you
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wtf, bring it back
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Matt Matt Matt Matt
Matt Matt Matt Matt
MATT!
What, I’m just singing?
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It offended Bigfoot
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That’s actually how I mostly remember him in a Lions uniform.
The Rams QB looks nothing like our Stafford.
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Would you accept Cabbage Patch Stafford? I can’t explain it but his face has always looked like the face of a Cabbage Patch doll.
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I mean it’s kinda how the rich and famous roll, it seems, apart from people like Keanu Reeves who actually manage to keep some perspective on life.
But Matt came from a rich Dallas suburb and has lived an incredibly charmed life. For Kelly to say he’s always been disrespected while being make 9 figures and going 0-3 for DET in the playoffs, is, well, rich.
He seems like an aight guy, cheered for him as a Lion. But lay off the persecution complex, Kelly.
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No problem Nathaniel. Mathew it is.
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what does it mean?