Well, either way, Jared got blue balls that night.
I was a handsome bald guy for Halloween
Who is this violet person?
I hope he got to line-up under center late in that game, the clock can be your enemy.
Automatic like for posting a pic.
I wish I would’ve spent my youth throwing a football during my free time.
She is a character from Willy Wonka, one of the spoiled children that ends up getting killed in the factory, she blows up into a giant blueberry.
I did, didn’t help…
Please tell me it brought in at least one extra chick. Even if she was bigger. I need to know that you enjoyed at least one rotten piece of fruit for your labor.
I overthrew to a friend once. Hit a girl on the back of the head. Does that count?
I wouldn’t kick her out bee over it
I went the musician route… playing guitar required no one else to practice, I could do it indoors and there was no competition to beat, just play a few songs and the ladies melt.
I’m getting moist just thinking about it.
Me too man. Drums though instead of guitar. My wife did say she liked my arms when we started dating. Which is probably good, since I have a face made for radio…
Hopefully not some OJ Simpson style foreshadowing
… Now I trust brother Goff
This is what is going to happen to Christen as soon as Goff puts a ring it.
You know, Goff is that quiet mild mannered guy… it’s always the one you least suspect! 