Jared Goff got closure from Sean McVay, and it helped make him a Detroit Lions hero

Actually, I think he has EGS (Excessive Gel Syndrome) which leads to an inflexible mindset.

He needs to shave that shizzle to improve his lateral thinking.

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Very common for LMS patients to suffer from EGS.

Another side effect is wearing shirts that are way too small to try to look bigger and stronger than they really are. They do most of their clothes shopping in the children section.

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They also like those weird commercials for the T-shirts that accentuate biceps & hide muffintops & manboobs… Gipson !!

He also got carried off the field by the entire team.

Haha listen to Joe Montana talking about what really happened. Hollywood put quite the spin on that one. As they always do.

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No Doubt Yes GIF by The3Flamingos

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I don’t know why this “I’d pipe her” comment keeps getting thrown around. I doubt very much it could possibly be the source of animus in an NFL locker room. Stuff like this gets said all the time and McVay has been around a lot of NFL locker rooms.

The issue between Goff / McVay seems to be a football related issue. The two weren’t on the same page about something football related and it seems like one of them, likely McVay, took that football related disagreement personal somehow.

They typically opt for the size “extra medium”.

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I wish he’d get closure on why he can’t play football unless it is 70 degrees Fahrenheit with 0 mph wind.

Out of all the posters on this board, you’re definitely one of them.

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Am I wrong? The answer is no, I’m not.

We are the Lions. So it means “Neverending F’n Losing!”

This winning thing is weird. I am not sure what to do with my hands.

nervous will ferrell GIF

Damn, how can you not root for him? That’s some mature leader stuff of legends.

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I’m totally in. This sealed it for me. Extend this guy.

I hope he wins 15 SBs.

To summarize one piece of this:

Jared approached McVay for a candid exit interview after McVay didn’t have the decency (or courage) to tell Jared the Rams were actively shopping him.

McVay doubtless has his strengths, but… ugh.

Is hair gel really a strength?

Lets ask @BigNatty for a ruling on this.

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Hair gel Is for ppl with hair (women)

Goff should have done an exit with Veronika

How legends are made.

yeah and Rudy was 5foot nothing like a Jr-High School player and “it was in the script” :grin: