Jerry Jones Headed for Maury

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Huh, I thought this was a done deal a couple years back. Just another moral Parthenon of an owner, invested in Draft King (please gamble all you own), who votes on player penalties for making online bets in a team facility.

Jerry is part of the reason I can’t take nfl ethics with anything but a block of salt.

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When she found out she was pregnant with Jerry’s child and was going to get paid every month for the next 18 years for 5 minutes of horrifying sex.

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18 years.

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Now I’m wishing I had a uterus and loose morals. Jerry could slap a picture of Troy on the back of my head and have at it while I hum the Cowboy’s fight song.

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Will Ferrell Anchorman GIF

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Wait! That’s not you in your profile pic?

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