Ah crap, I’ve been copying off his work all semester.
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Here’s a good joke.
Patriots fans thought Drake Maye should have won MVP.
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He’s back!
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Someone ask Siri how to say, " a seal pushed me yesterday" in french.
Let me know what she says.
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Those little ■■■■■ will get you
A man is nervously pacing the hospital corridor, next to the operating room.
An hour goes by, then two, then three…
Finally, the operating room door opens, and a surgeon comes out with a mournful expression on his face. He says to the man, “I have some bad news for you. Your mother…”
The man interrupts, “That’s not my mother. It’s my mother-in-law.”
The surgeon continues, “I have some good news for you…”
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What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A seatbelt.
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Sometimes relationships are like algebra.
You look at your x and try to figure out y.
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Saw my ex yesterday
Joooke of an endeavor
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Hey Boss, Can I take a Leak
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Shaking it up here boss…
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Seatbelts help. But the key is brake pads.
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I had an instructor who would ask you “what stops the car.” And if you said “brakes” he would tell you that you were wrong. The tires stop the car. It’s the only thing in contact with the ground. He was of course a tire engineer.
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A man is standing in a field right down the middle is a fence.
On one side is God, promising eternal life, virtue, and salvation. All the man must do is kneel at the altar and accept Jesus Christ as his savior.
On the other side is Satan, promising all the desires in the world. The man can have it if he just takes a knee and submits to Satan.
The man thinks and thinks and thinks…. it is time to make the decision.
The man decides to jump on the fence and straddle it one leg on each side so he can have the best that both sides have to offer.
Suddenly.
BOOOM.
The man is swept right to Hell with Satan with all his demons and minions.
The man is pleading , No No No I didn’t choose this. I didn’t choose you. I chose the fence.
Satan responds, “ I own the fence”.
HA
HA
HA
Good joke right guys
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I don’t get it. Is the moral of the story that offense wins games but de-fence wins eternal damnation?
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Off-fence wins eternal championships!
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A British man on his honeymoon in Australia was killed by a shark.
Reports state he did not suffer long, since he was only married for 5 days.
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I had a teacher that loved pop quizzes.
He always called them “quizzicles”.
One day I asked him what he called the tests. 
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