Went to a job interview for a soundproofing company.
It was just baffling.
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A man named Dave
Had a whore in his cave
She had one tit
And she smelled like shit
But look at the money he saved
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A cop on a horse saw a little girl on a bike and asked her, “did Santa bring you that bike?”
She said, “yes”.
The cop said, “tell Santa, next time it needs reflectors”, and handed her a ticket.
The little girl then asked cop, “did Santa bring you that horse?”
The cop chuckled, and said, “yes”.
The little girl said, “tell Santa, next time, the dick goes under the horse, not on top.”
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Dude don’t get started again… Lol
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Did you hear about the lawyer representing the prostitute? She didn’t have any money, so he took on the case pro-bone-her.
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My hope is that I will die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, and not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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@CasanovaJack1 you dawg
I like it
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Who can eat more bacon
- Jack Fox
- Incredible Hulk
- A fully grown elephant
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voters
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Never eat the pig
Because the pig is the cop
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I went with the elephant… If Andy Reid was an option I would have selected him 
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Spicy and accurate. 
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I loved the 80’s. Everything about that whole freaking decade.
Is that Susanna Hoffs on the bottom right? Ha…
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70’s for me. It was a more laid back time.
I’m just wondering how many of those 80’s “chicks” are rockstar dudes?
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Damn, that’s a lot of hair. Susanna Hoffs was amazingly beautiful and still is.
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You’re welcome.
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