ESPN’s Kevin Seifert reports Vikings WR Jordan Addison was arrested on Sunday on suspicion of driving under the influence.
According to a report released by the California Highway Patrol, Addison was found asleep behind the wheel of his Rolls Royce, blocking a lane of traffic on I-105. After the police conducted an investigation for DUI, they decided to arrest Addison and released him from custody a few hours later. The Vikings said they are aware of the arrest and “are currently gathering information regarding the incident.” It’s a bad way for Addison to close out the offseason before reporting to training camp on July 23, as he looks to build on a rookie season that featured 70 catches for 911 yards and 10 touchdowns.
It’s 3:00 a.m. man what’s going on why are you calling me… oh so you say there’s been an incident. Okay. Does it involve fake dicks with someone else’s piss in them? No? Okay how about a yacht full of strippers and drugs and a bunch of public sex out in broad daylight? No? Did one of my assistants trade all our draft picks for an old running back? Okay good. Don’t wake me up with this petty ass b******* …this is the Vikings!
The timing with Khyree’s death is disappointing. They probably weren’t close but you’d think that it would be in your mind having happened so recently.
Terrific rant. The Whizinator was hilarious. At the airport… no less.