"Dear Kwesi,
I see that Vikings writer Alec Lewis at The Athletic mocked QB Bo Nix to you at #30OA. You traded with the Ravens for an unspecified return. Why, Kwesi, why?
Aren’t we buddies? We have history, we’ve broken convention together by trading within our division. I’m hurt that I had to read it rather than hear it from you first.
But since it’s not official, we should talk because, though we are one slot higher at #29OA, perhaps we can give you a more, um, favorable deal when, er, viewed in a certain light. You know we only want the best for our NFC North brother.
Transactionally Yours,
Brad"
So for #29OA, how much should Brad squeeze from Easy Kwesi? Should the fall of the draft make that a viable option, of course.