You shouldn’t bring any of that fascist bullshit in here, because there are a lot of us who hate it.
Better, thanks.
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When I think of tough guys, I remember being in a fast food restaurant in Windsor (Harveys) and having a couple of kids running around the place like crazy and I’m just trying eat a hamburger and having a lot on my mind. For ■■■■’s sakes whose animals are these? And when I went over to ask the parent to control their kids, it’s was Bob Probert. He smiled and said hey sorry.
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Gaethje doesn’t always win. But holy shit his fights are fun. He’s actually a really good wrestler, but always stands in and throws non stop bombs. He would probably have a better record if he wrestled more. But I admire his toughness. Dude is an animal. Can take a punch better than almost anyone I’ve seen.
Should probably retire soon though, he’s taken a ton of damage in his career and he’s pushing 40
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https://x.com/japan_nobunaga/status/2069262076804223161?s=20
full text:
I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.
“You want that Animal Style?”
I paused.
I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.
“…Animal Style.”
“Cool. So that’s mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?”
I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.
“Yes,” I said. “I will become the animal.”
Destiny did not blink. “…Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?”
I stopped. Even the potatoes?
“The potatoes also become animals?”
“I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so…”
“Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well.”
“…Got it.” She was the calmest woman I have ever met. “3x3, 4x4, or just the one?”
I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. “How many must I face?”
“It’s, like, how many patties you want.”
“How many is the most honorable?”
“…Four is a lot.”
“Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer.”
She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. “That’s gonna be huge.” I told her I was counting on it.
It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.
I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.
For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.
They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.
So tell me, America.
The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?
And “Animal Style.” Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?
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https://x.com/AmericaReal3/status/2071683221448716519?s=20
full text for those that can’t access twitter:
PSA: WARNING! SCAM ALERT! Be on the lookout for these two women. They are hanging out around Port Charlotte, FL Walmart parking lot. When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald’s. They are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car… this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you, while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet. I’ve had mine taken on June 20th, 24th, the 26th.. twice yesterday and probably 2 more times tomorrow. 
You’ve been warned.
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That had to hurt.
https://x.com/Mollyploofkins/status/2076123348161995138?s=20
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I love this guy.