Lions Game Day.....costume?

What in the actual hell is going on at the NFL store…


Is he supposed to be a Honolulu Blue Ninja that works out like Schwarzenegger?

Is this DK Metcalf in body paint?

Why are the pants so saggy? Ninja slippers are low riders…

What is that black stripe in back? Is this a Onesy Hoodie with built in ninja mask?

I. Am. Perplexed.

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it’s hilarious! Love this share.

If any den member buys this, gotta be an immediate lifetime ban, haha what the heck is that.

Whatever happened to the old reliable paper bag!!

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won’t catch me buying one.

The only explanation I can think of is that Cobra Commander and Shredder had some sort of love child and he’s a Lions fan.

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Must have been “bring your kid to work day” when that was designed.

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Don’t need it, I already have my outfit laid out for when I shop at WalMart.

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There are so many great elements to this costume.

Looks like it’s padded in the front in case somebody punches you in the chest for wearing it.

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My question is after all the drinking this team inevitably leads us to doing….how in the actual fuck do they expect anyone to relieve themselves.

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It may be the only way non-drinkers can ever get a six-pack.

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Correct! Either that, or…my theory…Batman is a Lions fan.

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I used to bartend and every year someone would cut up some sheets and come as a mummy. And every year they would forget they needed a way to piss.

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Name one.

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If I must:
Top 5 positives about this outfit -

1 - Guaranteed to get you out of a bad date (even before it starts)
2 - People will be sure to give you your space even in the most crowded of settings
3 - Offer to wear it to family holiday events - you will never be invited again
4 - Who doesnt look good with a pair of panties on their face?
5 - Women like chocolate - those vanilla m&m’s on the crotch will be simply irresistable!

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Haha that is a heck of a list! You must work in marketing.

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Imagine being the guy modeling that thing.

IhatemylifeIhatemylifeIhatemylifeaaaaaahhhhgggg!

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At least we found out what Teez Tabor is up to.

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LOL - I’m the only one with the crooked grin, thinking “Yeaaaahhh…”