He also has one leg longer than the other… perhaps he had some experimental leg enhancement procedure 
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Well this may insure he makes it to the practice squad.
Well, we know for certain it’s not Dutch elm disease.
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I’ve said a million times don’t draft guys with Ebola. You just don’t 
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There is a limb lengthening procedure not experimental at all… but i havent seen a pro athlete do it
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You seem to know a lot about it… you ladies man you 
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But in all seriousness i was curious if they would have considered it as one of the biggest reasons they do it is for people with legs different lengths. That way they prevent future knee/back problems.
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It sounds painful. Like the human version of stretch armstrong. Remember him.
Ya i dont get the people that do it because they are short
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Whatever it is it must be contagious judging by this snippet
“…Mahogany has been an active participant in virtual meetings and is doing what he can to stay engaged while physically away from the team…”
My first thought was mononucleosis. Or something similar. Hope he’s ok and can get back soon.
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This
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I’m guessing it’s some super-contagious form of herpaghonosyphillaids, originally contacted from the nose ring that caused him to drop in the draft.
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Another possibility…. which I hope is not the case…
is that he could be immunocompromised at the moment.
I was specifically thinking of cancer.
Considering that he just went through all of the medical testing before the draft, I am hopeful that it isn’t the issue.
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You seem like you’d be a blast at parties.
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Bro. Steel stinking trap, that mind of yours.
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Clearly they meant viral meetings.
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Is that why I can’t remember what the f*@# I got up from my desk for?
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