A real fan would wear a diaper.
Mrs. Glass wasn’t thrilled when I started keeping the bucket next to my chair, but she accepts that the alternative is worse.
Not going to be winning any endorsements from proctologists, urologists or nephrologists anytime soon
They can piss off then.
This is why we fast!!
Fast for six days and you will not have to poop during the game
You need the living room toilet from Idiocracy 
What the hell. Who doesn’t have a TV in their bathroom?
Here ya go. A must have Father’s Day gift.
It’s about time we start thinking like this. Besides I’m just tired of having to get up and walk to the toilet. Anthony Richardson approves I’m sure.
This is too funny, because my son actually sent me a text during the game that said, and I quote, “LMAO I can’t take a leak without missing a touchdown or turnover!”