Lions sign Cam Newton?

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Also heard that Sid Finch signed on as manager of the Tigers.

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Will Ferrell Lol GIF

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I believe nothing on this day!

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I was waiting for one of these

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I actually would not hate it. He could be useful in packages. We could copy the Eagles QB sneak with Newton. That would improve our 3rd and 4th and efficiency even more.

I know Cams personality turns a lot of people off though but he certainly loves football.

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Also read Lions are trading for Aaron Rodgers. He is taking over duties as tackling dummy for the defense during practice but will not be allowed to wear any Lions gear.

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No offense but do people over 15 years of age still get into April fools day?

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Dammit @Phunnypharm, I’ve been waiting all year to be the first to post an April Fools joke. I had something I had to do this morning so I couldn’t get to it and here this thread is waiting for me.

For a second! You actually had me check out a website :rofl:

Dammit!!!

You and Ryan Day one task to accomplish, you both knew the day a year in advance.

You both failed. :slight_smile:

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I almost typed: wait, wait, wait!.
Oops, I just did.

That is like the fact that no one starts a sentence with “I’m not racist but…” except racist people.

Or “I’m sorry but…”

Translation: “■■■■ you I’m not sorry! And this is what you did wrong…”

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I don’t want to belabor the point, but…

I’m not saying there’s any credibility to that story, but…

I don’t want to sound harsh, but…

Or “I love your mother, but…”

Or,

I’m really not a Goff hater, but…

Good one!!!

I’m not saying I would pick him, but…
(a bunch of good stuff, ending with I’m ok if Brad does)

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