Lions to sign DT Christian Covington

Try Canadian beer! It’s far better than that cat piss you Mericans drink… :wink:

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I like this signing. With his skill set he’ll be in direct competition with Martin. He’s the kind of player that, by the end of camp, you hope Martin has surpassed him.

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Do they still brew Bradors and John Labatts Xtra stock? Those were my “go to” brews when fleeing the border to Windsor. Just happened to be almost 20 when Michigan raised the age to 21.

Hence, the first name in my moniker…

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Back in the university days, I worked as a bouncer part time in downtown Windsor. The bars were completely loaded with 19-20 year old American college kids. They would come from all over the place to come party due to our drinking age being 19. Pretty wild scene it was. Tons of cops, lots of arrests, lots of fights. Oh the days.

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Windsor was, say Royal Oak. Sarnia was Hazel Park.

Not a shot, had great fun in both, so I was told…

Sorry to hijack the thread. Please go back to your regular scheduled programming.

Are we talking LaShat’s vs. Bud Light…. :laughing:

or are considering the craft beers that actually have flavor?

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@stephenboyd57 holy crap I was one of those kids!!! Of course that was in 1998.

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Missed you by 2 years, was working downtown starting in 2000. Glad I didn’t throw you out the back door of the bar :wink: - It really was 90% americans, especially on the weekends. The Casino, bars and hotels were making a killing.

One night Shaun Rogers walked in the bar I was bouncing at. That is one massive dude. He was dancing up a storm on the dance floor. I never saw him, but Barry was known to hit up downtown Windsor as well.

No bitterness here. I’ve legally drank in Michigan since I was 18…though might have had a criminal alcohol history since about age 14.

What’s a C*** hair in metric?

0.0961 FLAH

(French lady armpit hair)

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Back in my design engineering days. The gap between a locating pin and its mating hole was +1 RCH (red cunt hair). So, its not Canadian at all.

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Until you start dealing in temperature, Celsius sucks ass

The average female pubic hair is roughly 88.4 micrometers in width. That makes it about 0.00884 cm

So 1 CH = 0.0884 MM

Mind you, this study was only performed on women indigenous to Ghana so your mileage may vary.

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A black one is 1.642 red ones on the tolerance scale. While a brown one is 1.253. According to the Machinery Handbook.

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They clearly weren’t measuring Ghanaian females. Of course with a subject this intriguing it’s always best to

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When i was 19 before you had to give blood to cross we would go to sarnia …always a good time

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Now your getting silly. Ghanaian females haven’t been official recognized within the global standards as of yet. Yeah, it sucks, but what can I do.

Should fill the Brockers shoes nicely. Whatever that means …

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