Woulda never happened in Detroit. Pure LA.
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It was glaringly obvious.
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Hopefully the fuss over Stafford’s glowing teeth signifies a crumbling of the cultural imperative that teeth be preternaturally white. Hopefully the pendulum will swing back to a time when my teeth of color, toned through rigorous coffee consumption to a deep tawny brown, embodied wisdom, trust and vulnerable humanity.
Say it loud, my teeth are brown and I’m down (with that)…
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Always is. I know 2 women that got veneers this year and it takes awhile to get used to it.
I dont think I would do it unless I had a structural issue with my teeth.
I am sure it wont interrupt the handsomeness too much with Stafford.
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I’m just going to say it…
Yellow. Teeth. Matter.
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Boosting the sexy! LOL
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Jesus, even as a celebrity… how did that dude not die a virgin?
Exactly! LOL
A thread of Matt Stafford’s teeth!? lol what’s next a thread on Goff’s toes?
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Jared’s toes!!!
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Pretzel salt whitens teeth. Few understand this as well as Kelly Stafford.
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Plot twist, Stafford needed new teeth after not doing the dishes on time and taking a hard pretzel to his chompers! She’s got a rocket for an arm.
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He’s never coming back to Detroit, confirmed.
He’s gone full Hollywood. Next he’ll be on an episode of the Kardashians
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That looks as ridiculous as a bad facelift. I think he needs to find a new dentist.
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“Piano” Stafford
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Is the plot twisted into a pretzel shape?
But think of how much their family saves on night lights.